If I’ve said this once I’ve said it a thousand times.

If Queen members could have successful solo careers while still making Queen music then ONE DIRECTION HAS NO EXCUSE.

horror writers and devs: this nasty garbage man is the scariest and most traumatizing thing we’ve ever created, isn’t he terrifying?

ya’ll every single time:

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Man singing: ‘bout to beat my meat 🎵doo-ooo-doo-doo

watching spiderverse makes me never wanna see another live action movie ever again like. why did we ever start making comic books into live action movies?? make it animated to explore the art form instead of trying to make it hyper realistic you fucking cowards

Okay but have you just concidered

Robert Downey Jr.

i have and i don’t care about him

I was at a party last night and this weird nerd guy was screaming and punching the wall whenever he missed at beer pong and I cornered him later and I was like “Hey, can I give you some constructive criticism?” And he was like “Uhh ok.” And I was like “People would like you a lot more if you weren’t going around screaming and punching walls like a fucking creep.” And he got really scared and asked “Are you going to kill me?” And I literally dont understand how he got that from what I said. I think I’m scarier than I realize.

you shoulda killed him just as a power move

I would’ve said, “Not this time.”

You know Harry didnt have to sing Still the one in Madison Sqaure Garden in a blue suit but he fucking did

Raviv Ullman by Kaitlyn Mikayla

#things i did not expect from phil of the future

Fem of the Future.

So I know all about your protectiveness of Pikachu, but I just saw this video and I wanted to know your opinion on it: